4 April 2019 On Wednesday, the small nation, which occupies two random, small segments of the Island of Borneo in the South Pacific, announced that it was turning the legal clock back several centuries by implementing strict Islamic laws that would make homosexual conduct, adultery, and apostasy punishable by death by stoning. The announcement has … Continue reading Case Studies in Shithole Countries: Nation of Brunei, The Abode of Assholes →

3 April 2019 The US Supreme Court ruled early Tuesday that a convicted murderer on death row in Missouri has "no right to a painless death." Russell Bucklow, a convicted murderer who has been on death row for over two decades, had petitioned the court to avoid a death by lethal injection - citing a … Continue reading US Supreme Court Rules ‘No Right to Painless Life’ →

15 March 2019 Early Thursday, Members of Parliament from the United Kingdom voted 312-308.75 to reject a no-deal Brexit in the coming months. With this vote, the UK parliament has no voted 7.34 times in the last six months regarding the minutia of the UK's Brexit from the European Union. WL British correspondent caught up … Continue reading Explaining Brexit (… Again?) →

8 March 2019 It's early March and, for most Americans, the coming of Spring is little more than a false dawn. As most of America languishes in the inter-seasonal dross of snowmelt, grey weather, and checking off the calendar days until St. Patty's, approximately .19% of the nation is excited over another reason: Spring training … Continue reading Spring Training 2019: What to Look Forward to this Summer →

8 March 2019 Late Wednesday evening, despite needing to appear in federal court Thursday afternoon for sentencing, Paul Manafort decided to spend his last day of relative freedom fishing in the Potomac River. Despite the many queries from WL and other media outlets, Manafort refused to answer questions as to why exactly he was spending … Continue reading Manafort Goes Fishing Before Sentencing →

5 March 2019 In the midst of now several investigations led by Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller and the Democratic House Judiciary Committee, the latter only announced only earlier today, President Trump received some more distressing news from White House Doctor (and, judging by the picture, Forward Commander of the Fifth Starfleet Battalion): The President needs … Continue reading WH Doctor Announces Trump Probe →

February 30, 2019 Early Friday, the US State Department released a formal statement issuing a $1 M reward for the capture of Hamza bin Laden, the son of former al Queda leader and current tenant of Davey Jones's locker, Obama bin Laden. "Hamza bin Laden ... is emerging as a leader", Mike Pompeo said in … Continue reading Hamza bin Laden Launches al Queda 2.0 →

29 February 2019 Late Wednesday evening, local police in Beverly Hills, CA responded to a call that a local woman had compromised her physical freedom following a particularly heavy dinner. Arriving on the scene, press soon found that the young woman in question happened to be Jordyn Woods, an embattled media personality famous for cuckolding … Continue reading Jordyn Woods Gets Stuck Amidst Feud with KarJenner Family →

27 February 2019 Last week, Tube City IMS, a leading national provider of industrial materials to steel mills across the world, announced it would be changing it's name from 'Tube City IMS' to simply 'TMS International'. A formal statement of explanation has been provided on TMS's website. "Our former name, Tube City IMS, represented a … Continue reading Corporate Behemoth Forced to Change Name →

February 23 2019 It was a cool, calm winter night in Raleigh, North Carolina this last Wednesday. However, within Cameron Indoor Stadium (Presented by White Privilege and Pier One Imports), the frenetic, heated atmosphere was anything but cool, calm, and collected. With celebrities such as Spike Lee, Michael Jordan, and former President Barack Obama (Sidebar: … Continue reading Feared Shoe Bomber Strikes Again →