10 November 2018 Early Friday morning, President Trump caused widespread speculation when he tweeted that he was seeking “extraordinary” consequences “based in time-honored Roman law” for CNN reporter Jim Acosta following a contentious verbal dual Wednesday and the consequent suspension of Acosta’s White House press credentials. Phoning in later that morning to Fox News’s Fascists … Continue reading Trump Weighing Options for Crucifixion →

“How the Fuck Did it Happen Again!?” - America 7 November 2018 Americans awoke Wednesday to find that, despite rockin’ the absolute fuck out of the vote all day Tuesday and during the preceding months, the national Republican nightmare was to continue unabated, as Republicans retained control over the US Congress in the 2018 Midterm … Continue reading Future News: America Reacts to Midterm 2018 Results →

2 November 2018 As another day dawns and US troops continue to head southward, the President, media establishment, and US political community continue to ratchet up rhetoric concerning the coming apocalyptic immigrant storm. Between the President and media coverage, there is a lot of damning terminology, derogatory descriptions, and callous insensitivity being directed toward the … Continue reading WikiLeeks Interactive Media: Locusts, Plague, or Migrant Caravan? →

31 October 2018 Late Wednesday afternoon, speaking to the ‘Bevelations’ podcast on SiriusXM with Bevy Smith, Tyler Perry announced that he had decided to end the career of Madea, an elderly, female alternate persona Perry has portrayed for almost two decades. Often donning a wig, dress, and pair of heavy glasses, Perry as Mabel “Madea” … Continue reading ICC Forces Tyler Perry to End Madea’s Reign →

31 October 2018 With Halloween occurring midweek this year, many adult revelers adorned themselves in costume last weekend and took to the streets to celebrate the coming holiday, a holiday in which mankind’s greatest anxieties, trepidations, and fears traditionally allow themselves to be made manifest for a very short time each year. From Dia de … Continue reading Weekend of Terror Illustrates Continuing Convergence of ‘Nightmare’ and ‘Reality’ →

27 October 2018 The Arctic wind whips frenetically in the night as Alpha taps the secret code onto the crude wooden plank that serves as a door for the Popular Front’s subterranean hideout. I pull the undersized parka my Elf hosts have lent me tighter as Alpha, my guide and host (whose name has been … Continue reading Notes from the (Arctic) Underground – Part I →

27 October 2018 Total Containment Vessel or pioneering trip-hop DJ apparatus? While New Yorkers remained in tense state of confusion regarding whether they are terrified of further bomb scares, stuck in a state of acute anticipation waiting for the beat to drop, or some ambiguous combination of both, the rest of America watches on with … Continue reading DJ Shadow Plans Surprise Show in NYC? →

26 October 2018 Early yesterday morning, authorities found a tenth suspicious package believed to be a homemade bomb mailed to Robert De Niro’s restaurant in a part of Tribeca that you totally haven’t been to yet but *soooooo* need to get to. Similar packages were also sent to former Democrat leaders Barack Obama and Joe … Continue reading Apocalyptic Storm of Migrants Continues Toward US Amidst Terror at Home →

26 October 2018 World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) announced early Thursday that their ‘Crown Jewel’ wrestling event would go on as planned later this month despite the international outcry over the alleged murder of US-based dissident journalist Jamal Khashoggi. Earlier this week, the Saudi Attorney General admitted that, like the tragic wrestling death of legend Gary … Continue reading Saudi WWE Event to Proceed Despite Khashoggi Disappearance, Brotherrrrrrrr →

17 October 2018 “Were the walls of our meat industry to become transparent, literally or even figuratively, we would not long continue to raise, kill, and eat animals the way we do.” – Michael Pollen, The Omnivore’s Dilemma In 2018, despite many consciously making efforts to the contrary, Americans ate more meat than any human … Continue reading Food for Thought: Slaughter-free Meat? →