14 September 2018 Early this morning, the United States Department of Transportation, in partnership with the Office of Aviation Enforcement and Proceedings (OAEP), released a consumer report on the quality, price, and capabilities of major domestic industry actors. While general findings commented on the rising cost and security risks to transnational aviation, the OAEP reserved … Continue reading National Consumer Report: Spirit Airlines “Worse than 19th Century Steerage” →

14 September 2018 On Monday afternoon, Stephanie Clifford, a rising sophomore at the University of Colorado - Boulder, departed the incoming A-Line train at Denver’s Union Station with a smile. The departure marked a return to campus for Ms. Clifford, who had spent the previous month visiting her family on Whore Island following the conclusion … Continue reading Local Sophomore Returns to Campus from Home on Whore Island →

12 September 2018 Several months after he resigned from his post amidst a cloud of scandal and disgrace, former Environmental Protection Agency Chief Scott Pruitt reemerged to call an impromptu, bizarre news conference late Tuesday night.  Attending White House Staff and members of the media were caught off guard when, still unsure as to the … Continue reading Scott Pruit Undergoes Binary Fission →

12 September 2018 It was a typical Friday night when Daniel Cosgrove received a text message from Rebecca, a girl he had been seeing for several weeks. However, what started as another innocuous exchange of text messages, soon turned into something much more embarrassing; had Cosgrove known what would follow, there is no doubt he … Continue reading Man Misinterprets Emoji, Embarrasses Self at Local Orgy →

8 September 2018 Greetings! We at the Social Media Division sincerely thank you for reading WikiLeeks and continuing to support both our material and online community! Specifically, we would like to thank our readers for the recent uptick in social media activity. However, as with any personal growth, there are going to be some issues. … Continue reading Public Service Announcement – WIkiLeeks Social Media Division →

8 September 2018 In a shock move early Friday, Philadelphia Mayor Jim Kenney informed local media that, as of 9:07 AM this morning, the Philadelphia City Council had elected to institute a “Purge-Like” system of governance in which all laws, including murder, theft, and rape, are periodically suspended for a given time period. Named after … Continue reading Philadelphia Elects for ‘Purge-like’ System of Governance →