16 October 2018 On Monday afternoon, Sen. Elizabeth Warren (Comm. Party - MA) released the much anticipated results of her genetic background. Stemming from several direct challenges to Sen. Warren's background as a Native American from President Donald Trump, Warren' genetic tests confirmed that a statistically insignificant part of her genetic material can be associated … Continue reading Sen. Warren’s Genetic Test Reveals Surprise Result →

16 October 2018 In the international justice system, transnational murders are considered especially heinous.  In America, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are part of an elite squad known as the Trump White House. These are their stories. CHING-CHING   Early Monday morning, President Donald Trump donned a black rain jacket and umbrella … Continue reading President Trump Answers Questions on Missing Journalist →

13 October 2018 Early yesterday morning, Billy McFarlane, 26, was sentenced to six years in federal prison on multiple counts of fraud for his role in the disastrous failure that was the 2017 Fyre Music Festival in Exumas, Bahamas. Promised a "once-in-a-lifetime" festival experience in a "remote smuggling cay previously used by Pablo Escobar" at … Continue reading Fyre Festival Organizer Sentenced to 6 Years →

13 October 2018 Late last Friday, local man Sam de Flores, a 30 year-old business manager from St. Petersburg, FL, completely and utterly failed to engage a local woman in casual conversation during a casual night out with friends. Despite an unusually low success rate in successfully introducing himself and maintaining even the briefest conversations … Continue reading Local Man Fails to Shoot his Shot →

12 October 2018 Early yesterday morning, major news outlets released an expansive interview with FLOTUS Melania Trump, in which she elaborated on her “Be Best” campaign and claimed that “she might be the most bullied person on world.” While the world sheds a collective tear for the woman married to a bombastic, orange sex criminal, … Continue reading FLOTUS: “You can run, but you cannot hide… Dr. Jones.” →

This installment is part of "Bridging the Gap", a continuing series of exposes by WikiLeeks Culture concerning the myriad social divides that exist in American culture. This week's month's selection, written in response to the divisive Kavanaugh confirmation hearings last week, comes from the current President of a local chapter of Delta Kappa Epsilon, the … Continue reading Local Delta Kappa Epsilon Chapter Offers Support to Kavanaugh, Plans to Hold Special Post-Confirmation Mixer →

6 October 2018 As September comes to a close, soccer fans across the country are rejoicing as the UEFA Champions League returns to mid-afternoon televisions across America. For those unfamiliar with international soccer, the UEFA (United European Football Association) Champions League is pretty much what it sounds like: The champions of each domestic European league … Continue reading Local Man’s Viewing of UEFA Champions League Yields Only Questions →

6 October 2018 Early Friday morning, a revered employee of Fox’s Sports Broadcasting division, Cleatus the Robot, was informed by Fox Broadcasting that they would not be covering medical bills arising from alleged “workplace trauma.” Having made his debut over thirteen years ago, Cleatus is a CGI-animated character that serves as the official mascot for … Continue reading Fox Broadcasting Refuses to Pay Employee’s Medical Bill, Litigation Looms →