5 December 2019 Much has been said recently in the media concerning the activities of Hunter Biden – an American lobbyist, investment specialist, and – perhaps most relevantly– second born son of former US Vice President and current Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden. Republicans associated with the ongoing impeachment proceedings have repeatedly referred to the … Continue reading Hunter Biden: “I’m just a normal guy” →

3 December 2019 It’s Thanksgiving here in the States, but far across the murky Atlantic, somewhere past the sunken wreck of the Titanic and the still outstretched, bleached skeletal hand of Jack Dawson, our transatlantic British cousins are ramping up the political rhetoric in anticipation of their December 12 general election. Contrary to what most … Continue reading UK Election Remix 2019: Hugh to vote for? →

27 November 2019 Well hello there fellow brothers in Christ! May the good morrow of the Lord's spirit be unto you as it is unto me and may the sinners and sodomites repent lest they be consumed in the sulphur and brimstone of a fiery and righteous Hell! There's been a lot of negativity in … Continue reading WL GUEST COLUMNIST VP MIKE PENCE: ‘Let Me Tell You About the REAL First Thanksgiving…’ →

27 November 2019 Early Monday afternoon, President Trump Donald Trump celebrated"the most famous dog in the world": apparently, his wife. At a ceremony intended to honor Conan, the very good boy who recently took out al-Qaeda leader Abu Bakr al Baghdadi - who lest we forget allegedly "died like a dog" - Trump mistakenly pinned … Continue reading ‘I Love this Bitch’: Trump Accidentally Pins Medal on Wife During Ceremony →

23 November 2019 Entering Wednesday's latest iteration of the Democratic's party's debates preceding the 2020 election, most headlines and media focus centered on the leading poll numbers of Pete Buttigieggeeiggieeeg, the rivalry between closely trailing Bolshevik contenders Warren and Sanders, and, of course, former Vice President Joe Biden's latent senility. However, when the cameras started … Continue reading Steyer Shocks During Latest Dem Debate →

15 November 2019 Wow wow wee wow wow! How is you, American comrades??? Vlad is super cool and having good times – like secret police officer silencing gay rights activist on moonless night! Vlad has been super busys. It is time of year where weather goes from cold summer to very cold winter and leaves … Continue reading Just Putin’ Around: Apple Autumn times in Russia! →

9 November 2019 Earlier this week, many Americans took to the polls to exercise their most holy and sovereign of civic duties: voting in non-major, local elections. In turn, having completed this most sacred duty, Americans flaunted the apparent privilege of their freedom of political choice on social media. One user, ILOVEKATYPERY69420, having spent the … Continue reading Americans Turn Out for Semi-Regular Exercise in Futility →

7 November 2019 Late Sunday evening, following a shocking corporate revelation, MacDonald’s announced its separation from CEO Steve Easterbrook after he was found to have a sensual albeit consensual relationship with an employee.  The board of directors acted swiftly after allegations were brought to their attention and commented, “We wish Steve all the best in … Continue reading Hunger Games: Easterwood Mac Daddy No More →

5 November 2019 Last year, when Beto O’Rourke announced his official campaign for president of the United States, he told incredulous voters he was “born to be in it.” Unfortunately, following a savage, remorseless beating at the polls over the last months, O’Rourke admitted defeat this weekend, flipping his famous black hoodie over his head … Continue reading Beto O’Rourke Suspends Campaign to Pursue Philosopher’s Stone →

5 November 2019 Terrence Clemons was a devoted man. Through his 104 years of life he helped raised nine kids, forty seven grandchildren and seventy five great grandchildren. He served in both WWII and the Korean War - earning a Purple Heart for his service in Korea. He is survived by his wife, Lucinda, whom … Continue reading The Grapes of Gasp →